A deacon and pastor from the local church were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: “The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now – Before It’s Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turned to the deacon and asked, “Do you think the sign should just say, ‘Bridge Out’?
Lots of jokes for you to enjoy!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
REALLY DUMB THIEF
A thief walks into the bank, goes straight up to the teller and says "Stick 'em up. Give me all your money or you'll be geography!"
The teller, looking confused, responds: "Don't you mean history?"
The thief says, "Hey wena, stop changing the subject!"
The teller, looking confused, responds: "Don't you mean history?"
The thief says, "Hey wena, stop changing the subject!"
FEISTY LIBRARIAN
A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian gives him a dirty look and says, "Hey wena, voetsek man. Who's gonna bring it back?"
The librarian gives him a dirty look and says, "Hey wena, voetsek man. Who's gonna bring it back?"
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