A deacon and pastor from the local church were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: “The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now – Before It’s Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turned to the deacon and asked, “Do you think the sign should just say, ‘Bridge Out’?
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